Football is Dead

Football is Dead

Going beyond the beyond parody

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Meme nicked from somewhere else ‘key factor’ in following betting site, claims simpleton

December 20, 2018 FID 0

A self-proclaimed savvy football Twitter user has said that the sharing of a rather funny […….click bait]

Lionel Messi responds to Pele jibe: Most defenders you faced had leprosy

December 20, 2018 FID 0

You’re a clown, old man.

Deliberately contrarian bastard wonders why everyone hates him

December 20, 2018 FID 0

A man who goes out of his way to disagree with anything his friends and […….click bait]

Unai Emery struggles to work out what Wenger has been doing all this time

December 20, 2018 FID 0

Arsenal boss Unai Emery has admitted that he has no idea what the hell Arsene […….click bait]

Football fan seeks to ensure that abusing players is included in ticket price

December 20, 2018 FID 0

A football fan has reached out to his club seeking clarification that the right to […….click bait]

Gareth Bale asks shaman to take back hex he placed on Cristiano Ronaldo

December 20, 2018 FID 0

Gareth Bale has confided in friends that he is seeking to reverse the hex he […….click bait]

We want Wenger back, say airplane banner companies

December 19, 2018 FID 0

It is imperative that Arsene Wenger becomes a manager again to sustain business profits, claim […….click bait]

Chinese side Guangzhou Evergrande clinch deal for Mortal Kombat star Raiden on 1,000 year contract

December 19, 2018 FID 0

Chinese Super League giants Guangzhou Evergrande have secured a major transfer coup by completing the […….click bait]

Appeal launched as football runs out of hipster blogging terms

June 8, 2018 FID 0

Hundreds of bedroom bloggers have signed a petition urging commentators, pundits and journalists to devise […….click bait]

Fans furious at player earning market rate for his services

June 1, 2018 FID 0

Football fans have been left up in arms after their first-team star agreed a new […….click bait]

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CLASSIC NONSENSE

  • Appeal launched as football runs out of hipster blogging terms

    June 8, 2018 0
  • Fans furious at player earning market rate for his services

    June 1, 2018 0
  • Steve from IT – You ruin every Monday; – Five-a-side team-mates make heartfelt plea for shit player to permanently fuck off

    June 1, 2018 0
  • John Terry hires guard of honour to pay tribute to himself

    May 28, 2017 0
  • Watford v West Ham least cared about football fixture in history, BT Sport confirms

    February 27, 2017 0
  • Wayne Rooney furious after being forced to work overtime in cheese factory

    February 10, 2017 0

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