Football is Dead

Football is Dead

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Foreign Muck

Cristiano Ronaldo wins ‘Best Cristiano Ronaldo’ award at the Cristiano Ronaldo awards

January 8, 2019 FID 0

There’s only one Cristiano Ronaldo.

Lionel Messi responds to Pele jibe: Most defenders you faced had leprosy

December 20, 2018 FID 0

You’re a clown, old man.

Chinese side Guangzhou Evergrande clinch deal for Mortal Kombat star Raiden on 1,000 year contract

December 19, 2018 FID 0

Chinese Super League giants Guangzhou Evergrande have secured a major transfer coup by completing the […….click bait]

Appeal launched as football runs out of hipster blogging terms

June 8, 2018 FID 0

Hundreds of bedroom bloggers have signed a petition urging commentators, pundits and journalists to devise […….click bait]

CLASSIC NONSENSE

  • Appeal launched as football runs out of hipster blogging terms

    June 8, 2018 0
  • Fans furious at player earning market rate for his services

    June 1, 2018 0
  • Steve from IT – You ruin every Monday; – Five-a-side team-mates make heartfelt plea for shit player to permanently fuck off

    June 1, 2018 0
  • John Terry hires guard of honour to pay tribute to himself

    May 28, 2017 0
  • Watford v West Ham least cared about football fixture in history, BT Sport confirms

    February 27, 2017 0
  • Wayne Rooney furious after being forced to work overtime in cheese factory

    February 10, 2017 0

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