Appeal launched as football runs out of hipster blogging terms
Hundreds of bedroom bloggers have signed a petition urging commentators, pundits and journalists to devise […….click bait]
Classic Nonsense
Fans furious at player earning market rate for his services
Football fans have been left up in arms after their first-team star agreed a new […….click bait]
Steve from IT – You ruin every Monday; – Five-a-side team-mates make heartfelt plea for shit player to permanently fuck off
A group of disgruntled five-a-side players have penned an open letter to one of their […….click bait]
John Terry hires guard of honour to pay tribute to himself
Departing Chelsea captain John Terry has hired a guard of honour to follow him around […….click bait]
Watford v West Ham least cared about football fixture in history, BT Sport confirms
Saturday evening’s English Premier League clash between Watford and West Ham was the least interesting […….click bait]
Wayne Rooney furious after being forced to work overtime in cheese factory
Manchester United’s formerly-useful forward Wayne Rooney is thought to be incensed after being asked to perform […….click bait]
Arsenal players cant decide which one of them was least effective in Chelsea defeat
Arsenal’s players have been involved in a furious dressing room bust-up in the wake of […….click bait]
Frank Lampard confirms retirement in June 2015
Deflected free-kick specialist Frank Lampard has stunned the football world by announcing his decision to […….click bait]
‘Schluppy Seconds’ – Jim White suffers mental breakdown after realising pointlessness of January transfer window
SKY SPORTS’ phone handler Jim White conspired to lose the plot live on air yesterday […….click bait]
David Beckham chooses movie ‘Castaway’ as luxury item on Desert Island Discs
ONE-TIME free-kick bender David Beckham made the controversial selection of the Tom Hanks film Castaway […….click bait]