Cristiano Ronaldo wins ‘Best Cristiano Ronaldo’ award at the Cristiano Ronaldo awards

A triumphant Cristiano Ronaldo has been awarded the ‘Best Cristiano Ronaldo’ at the Cristiano Ronaldo awards, held in Dubai.

At the star studded event which included only people who have assisted Ronaldo in his career, Ronaldo scooped the top award, named after him and only given out to people who are him.

Nevertheless, the Portuguese action figure was delighted to have held off competition from no-one to land the title, and celebrated with his long-time friend and spiritual guide, superagent Jorge Mendes.

‘This is vindication for all my years of being me, and not trying to be anyone else,” CR7 claimed, as well-wishers doused his path with rose petals.

The only other award issued at the event saw Mendes pick up ‘Agent of the Year’ award, beating off competition from every other agent who wasn’t Mendes, in a unique double-header for the pair.

Ronaldo, a thirteen-time winner of the prize, immediately stated his intention to go after the award again next year.