Cristiano Ronaldo wins ‘Best Cristiano Ronaldo’ award at the Cristiano Ronaldo awards
There’s only one Cristiano Ronaldo.
Lionel Messi responds to Pele jibe: Most defenders you faced had leprosy
You’re a clown, old man.
Leeds hit back at Derby: We can’t spy on your tactics if you don’t have any
You can only be accused of stealing if there’s something worth nicking.
The FA to poll fans to figure out the most inconvenient kick-off time they can find
Fair play to them, bringing fans into the decision-making process.
Chelsea loan player can’t remember which club to drive to in the morning
It’s tough to keep track at the Blues.
Fans furious as Max Rushden absolutely refuses to take football as seriously as them
Give it a rest, everyone.
Axl Rose tells Tottenham’s stadium builders: We had Chinese Democracy released by now
All Spurs need is just a little (patience)
Stan Mortensen still complaining about the ‘Stanley Matthews Final’ from beyond the grave
Quite right Stan, Matthews is a chancer.
Watford fans currently contemplating meaningless of existence
A group of Watford fans have descended into an existential crisis after they came to […….click bait]
Sky Sports to broadcast from Elland Road whether Leeds playing or not
Sky Sports have taken the controversial decision to broadcast from Elland Road every weekend, irrespective […….click bait]
‘No more room’ for bland ex-footballer’s opinions on British TV, everyone agrees
UK football coverage is facing an epidemic of ex-professionals desperate for exposure on TV and […….click bait]