Football is Dead

Football is Dead

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Cristiano Ronaldo wins ‘Best Cristiano Ronaldo’ award at the Cristiano Ronaldo awards

January 8, 2019 FID 0

There’s only one Cristiano Ronaldo.

Lionel Messi responds to Pele jibe: Most defenders you faced had leprosy

December 20, 2018 FID 0

You’re a clown, old man.

Leeds hit back at Derby: We can’t spy on your tactics if you don’t have any

January 16, 2019 FID 0

You can only be accused of stealing if there’s something worth nicking.

The FA to poll fans to figure out the most inconvenient kick-off time they can find

January 11, 2019 FID 0

Fair play to them, bringing fans into the decision-making process.

Chelsea loan player can’t remember which club to drive to in the morning

January 9, 2019 FID 0

It’s tough to keep track at the Blues.

Fans furious as Max Rushden absolutely refuses to take football as seriously as them

January 9, 2019 FID 0

Give it a rest, everyone.

Axl Rose tells Tottenham’s stadium builders: We had Chinese Democracy released by now

January 9, 2019 FID 0

All Spurs need is just a little (patience)

Stan Mortensen still complaining about the ‘Stanley Matthews Final’ from beyond the grave

January 8, 2019 FID 0

Quite right Stan, Matthews is a chancer.

Watford fans currently contemplating meaningless of existence

December 20, 2018 FID 0

A group of Watford fans have descended into an existential crisis after they came to […….click bait]

Sky Sports to broadcast from Elland Road whether Leeds playing or not

December 20, 2018 FID 0

Sky Sports have taken the controversial decision to broadcast from Elland Road every weekend, irrespective […….click bait]

‘No more room’ for bland ex-footballer’s opinions on British TV, everyone agrees

December 20, 2018 FID 0

UK football coverage is facing an epidemic of ex-professionals desperate for exposure on TV and […….click bait]

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CLASSIC NONSENSE

  • Appeal launched as football runs out of hipster blogging terms

    June 8, 2018 0
  • Fans furious at player earning market rate for his services

    June 1, 2018 0
  • Steve from IT – You ruin every Monday; – Five-a-side team-mates make heartfelt plea for shit player to permanently fuck off

    June 1, 2018 0
  • John Terry hires guard of honour to pay tribute to himself

    May 28, 2017 0
  • Watford v West Ham least cared about football fixture in history, BT Sport confirms

    February 27, 2017 0
  • Wayne Rooney furious after being forced to work overtime in cheese factory

    February 10, 2017 0

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